It’s the Medicare Annual Health Check. Boring, same questions each time.
Are you depressed? (True answer - sometimes, but that’s because of the jackasses in government and the Deep State).
Cognitive questions (Sweetie, on my WORST day, I’m generally sharper than you).
General Health (Same Old, Same Old).
Do I exercise? (Do I LOOK like I do?).
Am I afraid of anyone I live with? (No, just the rational fears of the Jackboots kicking in my doors).
Shots - I NEED to schedule flu, pneumonia, and clot-shots! (No, no, and Hell-No!).
Blood tests, urine tests.
Don’t forget to schedule my mammogram! (I know, I know - I’ll get around to it).
Basically a waste of time, but they nag a lot.
It does help them to feel important. Seriously, what happens if you say you are depressed?